Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
[匿名]Valium |
2014-06-09 11:58:49 |
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
[匿名]Viagra |
2014-06-14 04:03:16 |
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
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